Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Carol Wright GIFTS???

Does anyone remember those magazines you used to get in the mail from "Carol Wright Gifts?" They always had such neat stuff in them. Even if it wasn't anything you were going to actually purchase, it was fun to look at. For some reason I got one in the mail today. ( I didn't even know they were still in business.) My how things have changed. Do not give this to your kids while your in the car driving to Grandmas house for dinner to keep them quiet. Good lord.
Your sailing along looking at magnetic knee braces, seer sucker draw string shorts, and the T-Fal One Egg Wonder Fry Pan, when boom, you turn the page and staring you in the face is "Totally Nude Aerobic, Yoga and Tai Chi dvd's." (featuring naked, well-toned female instructors, so you can see and follow each exercise) whaaaaat? How about "The Love Seat." (improves angles and depth of penetration for a more fulfilling experience)
Or maybe you need a Fast Acting Erection Formula. (melts in the mouth to give men a full fledged erection in mere minutes!)
I find it hard enough to watch tv anymore with all the erectile disfunction, feminine itch, and and hemorrhoid commercials that are on, now we have behind bedroom doors magazine advertisements stuck in between "Gopher Away Pellets," and the "Hair Cutting Umbrella?"

What is the world coming to? You knew I was going to say that, didn't you?

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